Shut uP,

nobody cares

A Live Show & Podcast.


Did we really just say that?

I'm going to be honest with you. We do care— a lot. 

Paula and I (Anne) are friends. The best way we know how to console each other from an embarrassing moment is one telling the other, "shut up, nobody cares". That's just the honest truth. 

Let me break it down for you:

You got tongue tied during a presentation? - Shut up, nobody cares. 

You tripped over a sidewalk crack in front of everyone standing at the bus stop? - Shut up, nobody cares.

You said something weird to your crush and triple texted them? - Shut up, nobody cares.

The point is, don't sweat the small stuff. Nobody is paying as much attention to the things you are embarrassed about except for you. We're here to tell you those little things don't make or break you, but they do help mould you into the person that you are. 

We're two creatives from the suburbs of Ontario who want to share a platform with like-minded individuals with too many things to talk about, so give us a listen!


hosts & producers


Anne Phitsanoukanh

Multimedia journalist with a creative twitch (really, when I think of [great] ideas my left eyebrow wiggles). I love two things: dogs and smooth writing pens. 


Writer of music and curious things. "You gotta risk it to get the biscuit" - Fired Up! (2009) Paula has never seen the movie Fired Up! but endorses this message. 


Live show @ The Gladstone